Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 

First Soldier: Why did you join the army?

Second Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined.

How about you? Why did you join the army?

وحدة راحت عند الدكتور ووجها مورّم وبقع نيليّة وزرقة

قالها الدكتور :

خير شو في شو صايرلك ؟

قالتلو :

يا دكتور , كل ما بيجي جوزي من الشغل ببلش ضرب فيي وما بخلي مطرح من جسمي إلا ما بيضربني فيه

قلها :

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow,

so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense.

The man walks up to his co-worker and says: