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I am sending 100 kisses Print E-mail

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India.

Dear Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market

crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.

Your loving husband,

Tuna Singh 

 

His wife replied:

 

TINKU KE PAPPA,

Thanks for the 100 kisses.

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses..

    1.       The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

    2.     The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only 

           after 7 kisses.

    3.     Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses

            instead of the monthly rent.

    4.     Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only,

              so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.

    5.     Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.


 

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and

I hope I can survive the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for the next month?


 

Your Sweet Heart,

Sunita

 

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